More text based fun times

I present you now with, a second Text conversation between me and SPM3. Hopefully, in the future, we will edit quicker. once again this is pretty long, but funny.

http://www .paleothea .com/quizm en.html
4:33 PM


Greek God Quiz
4:35 PM


I was Apollo, archer, healer and musician and super hottie.
Edited 3/4/10 4:35 PM - Dakota


Not my words^
Dmabster
4:35 PM

lol
Dakota
4:36 PM

I'm assuming they don't include some of the "lesser/minor" gods.
Edited 3/4/10 4:36 PM - Dakota


Btw, if u get zeus you are win.
4:37 PM


Getting Poseidan is so easy, the answers are spelled out for you
4:56 PM


you take the quiz

Dmabster
http://www .paleothea .com/Pictu res/hermes quiz.jpg
5:01 PM


HEY BRO
Dakota
5:02 PM

you were hermes
5:02 PM


lol
5:02 PM


He is like "I can do anything" god.
5:02 PM


god of thieves
5:02 PM


travelers
5:02 PM


a magician
5:02 PM


he also has winged shoes and a winged hat
Dmabster
5:02 PM

I CAN DO CARD TRICKS??!?!?
5:02 PM


AWESOME
Dakota
5:02 PM

no
5:02 PM


u have a gay wand
Dmabster
5:03 PM

BUT I ALREADY HAVE THE WINGED CAP
5:03 PM


lol
5:03 PM


and you don't need to tell me all this
5:03 PM


i know my greek mythology
Dakota
5:03 PM

sure sure
5:04 PM


Then tell me who Hephaestus is.
5:04 PM


Who his wife is
Dmabster
5:04 PM

well hephaestus is the God of the Craft.
Dakota
5:04 PM

And who his wife is having an affair with.
Dmabster
5:04 PM

he's a black smith
5:04 PM


and
Dakota
5:04 PM

Check
Dmabster
5:04 PM

as for the latter 2
5:04 PM


i forge
5:04 PM


t
Dakota
5:05 PM

pwned
Dmabster
5:05 PM

but his wife is probably f*cking Zeus cuz everyone is fucking Zeus
Dakota
5:05 PM

Aphrodite and Ares are the correct answers
Dmabster
5:05 PM

OH YEAh
Dakota
5:05 PM

>.>
Dmabster
5:05 PM

sometimes Greco-Roman mythology is like a Soap Opera
Dakota
5:06 PM

What did he do to them when he found them?
Dmabster
5:06 PM

Join the fun?
5:06 PM


tell Zeus?
Dakota
5:06 PM

lol
5:06 PM


He wove a net of gold thread and captured them for the other gods to laugh at
Dmabster
5:07 PM

lol
5:07 PM


the other gods: LOLOLOL ROFLMFAO
5:07 PM


But seriously with the Soap Opera thing
Dakota
5:07 PM

ino
5:08 PM


Every god has had an affair with someone else while married im pretty sure...
Dmabster
5:08 PM

"Hi, I'm Demeter. This is my daughter, Persephone. Her father is Zeus, who is my brother. Yeah we fucked once. He's also pretty much doing all of my sisters. Also, Persephone was kidnapped, raped, and married to Hades."
5:09 PM


"Oh yeah, and Hades is also our brother, so he fucked his own double niece."
Dakota
5:09 PM

actually hades didn't rape persephone
Dmabster
5:09 PM

I know
Dakota
5:09 PM

she ate from the trees of the underworld
5:09 PM


and thus hades owned her
Dmabster
5:09 PM

in most texts it says that she was "Raped" which means stolen
5:09 PM


but still
5:10 PM


the double neice thing
Dakota
5:10 PM

im going to go rape a candy bar
5:10 PM


gtg
Dmabster
5:10 PM

In fact the word "rape" is commonly used to mean "Stealing Sex"
5:10 PM


kk
5:10 PM


have a nice chocofuck'
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and Persephone's children are incredibly retarded.
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probably at least
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Greek mythology is the first example of Incest Fetish Porn
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