FNP - Fusionists Network Podcast

New Intro

2010-10-09T22:44:00.000-07:00

Post your thoughts on our new intro!

Episode 3- A Snake With Legs

2010-05-17T19:35:00.000-07:00

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In this episode we have Pickblue (Cody), Yami YugiZERO (Rick), and I (SPM3). We talk about the 5th Generation starters for Pokemon Black and White, Zoroark, Zorua, and new features in the upcoming games. Also featuring a slight bit of random crap on our minds.

More text based fun times

2010-03-04T14:40:00.000-08:00

I present you now with, a second Text conversation between me and SPM3. Hopefully, in the future, we will edit quicker. once again this is pretty long, but funny.

http://www .paleothea .com/quizm en.html
4:33 PM

Greek God Quiz
4:35 PM

I was Apollo, archer, healer and musician and super hottie.
Edited 3/4/10 4:35 PM - Dakota

Not my words^
Dmabster
4:35 PM

lol
Dakota
4:36 PM

I'm assuming they don't include some of the "lesser/minor" gods.
Edited 3/4/10 4:36 PM - Dakota

Btw, if u get zeus you are win.
4:37 PM

Getting Poseidan is so easy, the answers are spelled out for you
4:56 PM

you take the quiz

Dmabster
http://www .paleothea .com/Pictu res/hermes quiz.jpg
5:01 PM

HEY BRO
Dakota
5:02 PM

you were hermes
5:02 PM

lol
5:02 PM

He is like "I can do anything" god.
5:02 PM

god of thieves
5:02 PM

travelers
5:02 PM

a magician
5:02 PM

he also has winged shoes and a winged hat
Dmabster
5:02 PM

I CAN DO CARD TRICKS??!?!?
5:02 PM

AWESOME
Dakota
5:02 PM

no
5:02 PM

u have a gay wand
Dmabster
5:03 PM

BUT I ALREADY HAVE THE WINGED CAP
5:03 PM

lol
5:03 PM

and you don't need to tell me all this
5:03 PM

i know my greek mythology
Dakota
5:03 PM

sure sure
5:04 PM

Then tell me who Hephaestus is.
5:04 PM

Who his wife is
Dmabster
5:04 PM

well hephaestus is the God of the Craft.
Dakota
5:04 PM

And who his wife is having an affair with.
Dmabster
5:04 PM

he's a black smith
5:04 PM

and
Dakota
5:04 PM

Check
Dmabster
5:04 PM

as for the latter 2
5:04 PM

i forge
5:04 PM

t
Dakota
5:05 PM

pwned
Dmabster
5:05 PM

but his wife is probably f*cking Zeus cuz everyone is fucking Zeus
Dakota
5:05 PM

Aphrodite and Ares are the correct answers
Dmabster
5:05 PM

OH YEAh
Dakota
5:05 PM

>.>
Dmabster
5:05 PM

sometimes Greco-Roman mythology is like a Soap Opera
Dakota
5:06 PM

What did he do to them when he found them?
Dmabster
5:06 PM

Join the fun?
5:06 PM

tell Zeus?
Dakota
5:06 PM

lol
5:06 PM

He wove a net of gold thread and captured them for the other gods to laugh at
Dmabster
5:07 PM

lol
5:07 PM

the other gods: LOLOLOL ROFLMFAO
5:07 PM

But seriously with the Soap Opera thing
Dakota
5:07 PM

ino
5:08 PM

Every god has had an affair with someone else while married im pretty sure...
Dmabster
5:08 PM

"Hi, I'm Demeter. This is my daughter, Persephone. Her father is Zeus, who is my brother. Yeah we fucked once. He's also pretty much doing all of my sisters. Also, Persephone was kidnapped, raped, and married to Hades."
5:09 PM

"Oh yeah, and Hades is also our brother, so he fucked his own double niece."
Dakota
5:09 PM

actually hades didn't rape persephone
Dmabster
5:09 PM

I know
Dakota
5:09 PM

she ate from the trees of the underworld
5:09 PM

and thus hades owned her
Dmabster
5:09 PM

in most texts it says that she was "Raped" which means stolen
5:09 PM

but still
5:10 PM

the double neice thing
Dakota
5:10 PM

im going to go rape a candy bar
5:10 PM

gtg
Dmabster
5:10 PM

In fact the word "rape" is commonly used to mean "Stealing Sex"
5:10 PM

kk
5:10 PM

have a nice chocofuck'
Pending

and Persephone's children are incredibly retarded.
Pending

probably at least
Pending

Greek mythology is the first example of Incest Fetish Porn
Pending

Trustoryukno

Episode 2- 2+2=5?

2010-02-26T12:14:00.001-08:00

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In this episode SPM3 (Dakota), Voncsent, and Lavawarior1 (Ray) talk about the future of Pokemon, video games, and why Asians can't count. Also featuring random crap on our minds.

While You Wait

2010-02-23T13:14:00.000-08:00

I, SPM3, have started editing the podcast instead of Voncsent due to his inability to edit when "he's not in the mood".

So, Dmabster and I have agreed to post our Skype conversations here to entertain you while you wait for me to finish.

NOTE: This will be very long, as you would have already noticed; from now on I will just post the conversations up until I finish both episodes 2 and 3.

SPM3: hi

Dmabster: yo

SPM3: i posted some new graffix on teh request thread

Dmabster: If vonk comes on we have to tell him to finish editing today, or to pass the file on to you

SPM3: k

Dmabster: do u have xbox live?

SPM3: no :(

Dmabster: :(

SPM3: did u look at the graffix?

Dmabster: no

Dmabster: ill do it now

Dmabster: did it

Dmabster: cool

Dmabster: we should do a new episode soon enough

SPM3: gee

SPM3: thanks for your input =P

Dmabster: its been like 2 weeks

SPM3: inno

SPM3: thanks for all your c+c on my sigs btw

Dmabster: k

Dmabster: sarcasm?

SPM3: yah

SPM3: sarcasm ftw

Dmabster: check

Dmabster: i just realized your name in Knights of Mosacius is Maric

Dmabster: like Marick

Dmabster: Marick Ishtar

Dakota: yah

Dmabster: is that why it is?

Dakota: tho he spells it Malik

Dakota: for some reason

Dmabster: O

Dmabster: rrly?

Dakota: YA RLY!

Dmabster: NO WAI

Dakota: YA WAI

Dmabster: OMG

Dakota: DON'T PATRONIZE ME

Dmabster: SORRY

Dmabster: I SHALL GO BACK TO SUCKING YOUR

DICK

Dakota: the reason i use Maric is because A.) It is just awesome sounding (B.) I've always wanted to use that name and (C.) It goes well with the last name Morradar

Dmabster: k

Dakota: Would you have preferred Ulysses Morradar?

Dakota: lawl I think that will be my father's name.

Dmabster: George Alosmos A) George is a cool name B) "Alosmos" just came of the top of my head. C) Although i did this subconsiously, I made his dad "Paul"

Dmabster: Paul McCartney/George Harrison

Dakota: XD

Dmabster: i will need a John in the story

Dmabster: also a Ring

Dmabster: o

Dmabster: but i don't know how that will work out

Dmabster: maybe ill change his kinsmen in the podcast to ringo

Dakota: u can get the ring from Darkor's corpse when we kill him

Dmabster: O

Dmabster: lol

Dmabster: i said

Dmabster: 'Ringo"

Dmabster: Like

Dmabster: Ringo Starr

Dakota: the name ringo XD

Dmabster: Yep

Dmabster: or

Dmabster: i'll use Richard

Dakota: No

Dakota: use Lady Gaga

Dmabster: bcuz Richard is Ringo's real name

Dmabster: Lady Gaga: The Fifth Beatle

Dakota: mi' Lord I present to you Sir Lady Gaga the Fith--esquire

Dmabster: We should totes upload our little text skypes to the podcast site

Dmabster: to keep people entertained inbetween episodes

Dakota: lol

Dmabster: Five young lads from liverpool

Dmabster: John Lennon

Dmabster: Paul McCartney

Dakota: George Harrison

Dakota: Ringo Starr

Dakota: Lady Gaga

Dmabster: George Harrison

Dmabster: Damn

Dmabster: you cut me off

Dakota: MWAHAHAHA!!!

Dmabster: Fuck you

Dmabster: also

Dakota: shut up minion

Dakota: go back to fellatio

Dmabster: you forgot Ziggy Stardust

Dakota: lawl

Dmabster: the 6th beatel

Dmabster: and

Dmabster: Link

Dmabster: who supplied Ocarina on Abbey Road

Dmabster: truestoryuknow

Dakota: We forgetting someone

Dakota: The hidden beatle

Dakota: of COURSE

Dakota: ROCK LEE THE HIDDEN LOTUS--- err

BEATLE

Dmabster: Win

Dmabster: this is going on the site

Dmabster: totes mcgotes

Dakota: Yes

Dmabster: shot uploading it

Dmabster: BIOTCHHHHHH

Dakota: wtf is totes mcgotes?

Dmabster: its something my friends say

Dmabster: :3

Dmabster: i has weal fwends

Dakota: lol-fest

Dakota: I do to u bwitch

Dmabster: fwine

Dmabster: modaw fwuckwew

Dmabster: btw

Dmabster: lolgasm

Dakota: XD

Dmabster: I shall upload it as a .txt file

Dmabster: IS THAT OK?

Dmabster: Actually

Dmabster: it isn't

Dakota: how so young chap?

Dmabster: its a DBZ quote

Dmabster: you can upload it

Dakota: k

Dmabster: i must take my leave

Dakota: aww

Dmabster: FARETHEWELL

Dakota: no more fellatio?

Dmabster: YOUNG TRAVELER

Dakota: dammit

Dmabster: AND

Dmabster: IM

Dmabster: OFF

Dmabster: In

Dmabster: 5

Dmabster: 4

Dmabster: 3

Dmabster: 6

Dmabster: 2

Dmabster: 1

Dakota: bye!!!

Dmabster: 3

Dmabster: 5

Dmabster: 3

Dakota: XD

Dmabster: 2

Dmabster: 6

Dmabster: 7

Dmabster: 8

Dmabster: 3

Dmabster: 5

Dmabster: 3

Dmabster: 23

Dmabster: 1

Dmabster: 4

Dmabster: 6

Dmabster: 10000

Dakota: 0

Dmabster: Over 9000

Dmabster: 12

Dmabster: 1

Dmabster: 4

Dmabster: 0

Dmabster: Hey look Zero!

Dakota: how did i know that was coming XD

New Episodes

2010-02-06T14:42:00.001-08:00

Hi Dmabster here, with some announcements.

Me and Voncsent have been made admins of this blog, meaning you'll get posts from all three regulars.

The next two episodes have been recorded and are currently in the editing process. Episode two stars Spritemasta, Voncsent, and guest lavawarrior1. Episode three stars Spritemasta, Voncsent, myself (Dmabster), and guest YamiYugiZero.

Hope your enjoying the podcast, and remember that you can make a guest appearance (contact Spritemasta), and can have a role in Knights of Mosacius, a Radio Drama being planned to air within the podcast (Contact Me, more information here).

Signing off,
Dmabster.

Episode 1- So I Herd U Liek Ninetails?

2010-02-04T18:25:00.000-08:00

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In the first episode, Voncsent, Dmabster, and your host me, discuss Heart Gold and Soul Silver, the Mystery Dungeon games, molesting Ninetails, and random crap on our minds.

**Please contact a doctor if you experience an erection lasting more than four hours.

We're Sorry

2010-02-02T15:41:00.000-08:00

Sorry for the delay, folks. The podcast is being edited by Voncsent, and he has neglected to do so. So if you want to hate us, direct most of it towards him.

Introduction

2010-01-26T03:48:00.000-08:00

This blog was made to post the episodes of a shortly upcoming podcast, the FNP or Fusionists Network Podcast. The home site can be found here:

- http://www.pokemonfusions.proboards.com

My goal with this podcast is to draw the PFN closer together than ever before. To make us feel like a true family, not just a group. The podcast will include dramatic readings, video game reviews, news and updates about the PFN, and a lot of quote-unquote "random shiz".

I hope all the listeners enjoy!